...Then We Shall See Face to Face

leupstripes:

sixar:

vortigaunts:

asteriskos:

glowsticksandtinderboxes:

bene-lock-sher-batch:

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

theface-ofboe:

psychoglossia:

Some stupid-ass robot forgot who he was and shoots shit and almost destroys a whole unique ecosystem.

Another one I have

Some really old guy runs around making his clothes look like things.

A highly trained Special Forces operative spends hours talking to people, stopping occasionally to infiltrate enemy bases and destroy robots.

I have a gun that I can shoot that makes me go places.

A gay ass British pussy who’s being followed by a giant blob of period decides to go on a quest to kill a 300 year old alien because yolo

Some guy looks for a dead chick and beats titty monsters with a wooden plank.

A wolf runs around japan beating the shit out of monkeys with a magic paint brush.

I tried about 5 other different games that I love a lot but I’m really bad at making things sound lame apparently.

An abnormally coloured hedgehog rolls into a ball to smash robots while chasing the fat guy in the wheelchair who made them. Said hedgehog spends 90% of the time running facefirst into spike traps, lava pits, voids, and the moving parts of machinery. Also, he drowns in water. All water. And half the levels you’ll play will be full of it.

Wake up; find a tree and punch it. Don’t stop punching until the tree falls.

Once it does, cut it into planks (with your bare hands) and build a workbench out of it (with your bare hands) and make yourself a shelter.

Finish before nightfall or your entrails will be splattered across the countryside.

And oh yeah, sunset? In less than ten minutes.

I hope you didn’t like having functional hands too much.

This sarcastic ass chick is having delusions and shit about her being in a painfully stereotypical fantasy world with dragons and dancing moles. She later discovers that she isn’t as batshit crazy as she thought originally and meets up with an old creep named Cortez who brings in this cliche sci-fi plot about two parallel worlds, and how she holds the fate of the future. The snarky main character then embarks on a tedious, life long journey (practically) that involves her running around in circles aimlessly for HOURS trying to figure out where to go next. The cycle continues until the end of the game, when she realizes that she isn’t anything special at all, but instead just another person. A tiny insignificant piece of life’s puzzle, which makes her go all goth and hate life

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

flowers-4-ophelia:

bookling-stormborn:

kotaline:

lateral—us:

moon:

solati:

SAVED THE WORLD WITH HAWKEYE!! AWWyeahhhh

Started a company with Iron Man. BUT WHAT ARE WE SELLING… 

get kidnapped by iron man

….

BUT WHY…..

went to prom with phil coulson, aw yee

is hugging Captain America

AWW YEAH

Shared an ice cream with Loki

…

Is being stalked by Hawkeye…¬_¬

HEY I’m onto you now, man! I see you ‘round that corner! DON’T YOU RUN FROM ME!

(Source: pigtailedrhapsody)

theanimalblog:

Possession by ~fennecx

Beautiful and fierce!

(Source: frefit)

jellis of those arms….

(Source: frefit)

dreamfulartist:

Solar

By Hillary Leutkemeyer